What movies have not aged well?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 02:15

What movies have not aged well?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

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Diamonds Are Forever

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

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-”Ah so!”

Goldfinger

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

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Dr No

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Live and Let Die

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Moonraker

The Man with the Golden Gun

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Octopussy

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

You Only Live Twice

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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-All the bad guys are black.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

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The Living Daylights & Rambo III

From Russia With Love

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

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-Bond slapping Tracy.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

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